Where did you get a picture of my penis
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
zippers are such a cool invention
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Randomize
