When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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