Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
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I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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