yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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