Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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