i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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