WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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