We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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