My friends, they love my intelligence
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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