I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
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yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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