I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
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