And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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