can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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