Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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