Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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