i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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