Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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