kristin has been a bad kristin
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Do plants get herpes?
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