Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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