mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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