Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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