I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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