at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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