Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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