if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.