her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.