are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I licked your asshole in confidence.