Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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