I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize