All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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