oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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