Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
There was a lot of him and a little penis
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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