Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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