Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm too high and old for this...
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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