Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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