What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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