could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
she told me i tasted like america
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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