I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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