your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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