i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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