I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
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Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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