Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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