Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
The adults are the big ones right?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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