scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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