oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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