i barfeds in our rink
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
two words: eviction party
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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