Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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