if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
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You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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