can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Success! We fucked roommates!
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
