Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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