Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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