he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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