yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
nutella sex= disaster
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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