return my video game
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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