Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
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So... How much of our rent is drug money?
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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